My 2Cents: Of Love n Relationships

A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original size – Anonymous


So I’m in the ma3 thinking bout this stuff – love and how it leads to relationships..and vice versa. I’m no expert in this field, hell I’ve played it like an idiot….jst wish I could go back to when I was 18 and free, but I’ll get to that later.

One of the perks of getting into a relationship is to acquire the Naked Rights.
According to the Laws of Love cap(1) section A: Naked rights are the perks that party A(normally the female) extends the rights to see herself naked, to Party B( the male). A subsidiary clause to this Act caters for strippers and twilight girls(also referred to as whores, prostitutes, skank, slut etc). The clause adds an extra condition which states that the naked rights shall last for the agreed duration of time provided that Party B provides the monetary compensation required by Party A, under agreement of both parties, to extend her naked rights.
Cap(1)section B states that: During the duration of the naked rights, the parties affiliated under the Relationship act have the rights to take pictographic proof of the naked rights via use of Polaroid Cameras, Cell phones and Cameras(Analog and digital).
Here’s where this law bites ass like the media bill and fails most people. Upon termination of the Relationship contract, the laws calls for immediate relinquishing of the naked rights. But it does not allow for recovery of physical and digital media acquired during the naked right period. The law does not control distribution of the aforementioned media via electronic means with malicious intent by the afflicted parties, hence forth referred to as Ex’s upon termination of the relationship contract.
Instead it refers the offending parties to the pornography act and media bill blah blah blah…boring stuff from there….

Anyway, where was I…yeah, relationships. The only thing worse than a guy stalkin a chick, is a chick who doesn’t know how to express herself. These kinds are the type who beef guy cz they cnt find a more appropriate way of getting their attention….
They say all the good guys are taken, true dat. The next good guys in line don’t want you….and down the hierarchy are guys like me. The ones with twisted opinions towards relationships. The taken good guys are the ones whose idea of life is settling down with a good girl and raising a family. The next good guys have basically the same idea but cheat a lot after doing that, but their wives stick to them coz they like the idea of stability and usually hide behind the excuse “its for the kids”.
For people lk me, I lk to think of myself as a free thinker where marriage for me is Vision 2030! Yeah I retain the capacity for faithfulness….but I don’t wanna ruin the sex by giving it a purpose. The world is full enough as it is, sex is no longer for procreation but recreation.
Love….now that’s a hard one. And I’m not about to shoot myself in the foot just yet. But yeah its possible to give yourself selflessly to another (from the opposite sex!), and it really doesn’t have to lead to anything. As long as you’re together it shouldn’t matter. Just relish the now and don’t spoil it by inserting a timeframe and future projections and aspirations. What matters is you found each other and are enjoying the moments together, the now!

p.s. I didn’t write this…..i was sleepy(read the Deniability Clause in the Friendship Act. States that when you, as a guy write sth mushy, and your male friends question you, refer them to the Alibi section, which absolves you of any emotions shown or displayed as long as you claim to have been drunk, sleepy, or otherwise equally intoxicated by unidentifiable substances not yet recognised by law)